Star Wars Drink & Play & Disappointment

Yes, I'm a sucker for everything with a Star Wars label on it. Which is why  when I came across these multifruit flavoured juices that promised me a surprise toy, I bought three of them right away without even blinking! (Each with different characters on the label of course)

I'm not familiar with the concept of getting a toy while buying something to drink, it feels so bizarre. I'm only used to kids being offered toys from Chocolate Easter eggs, cereal boxes, big chain hamburger places and etc.

The first telling signs that I'm in for a disappointment was the juice itself. Just looking at it, doesn't feel very appetizing because the color is so "dirty" in my eyes. What do you know, I was right, the juice didn't taste very good. It wasn't exactly the worst dishwater I ever tasted, but it definitely wouldn't  be my first choice of beverage not by a long shot. However, the biggest reason for my disappointment......

I was cheated. Cheated by a children's multifruit drink. I don't think I've ever felt this feeling before. Well, those promised "surprises" where a surprise alright! Take a second look at the label, will you? It says Star Wars - The Clone Wars, right? You aren't going to be getting any of it.  2/3 of the contents are the Avengers! The f***ing Avengers!! Why!? I didn't ask for this!  Fine, 1/3 is Star Wars, but it is the Rebels, not the Clone Wars I was promised. I don't care if Disney owns it all, this is false and misleading advertising!
Hey Disney, I would like to have my money back now, thank you!



No, I'm not as upset about this I made it sound like.